Tuesday, October 18, 2005

BOBBY MC GEE THREATENS KNOWN UNIVERSE, SELF, APOLOGISES, THREATENS KNOWN UNIVERSE, SELF, APOLOGISES



In what has become an all too frequent occurance on PALTALK, local Extremist crazy nut job BOBBY MC GEE (above) once again violated the internet chat programs' terms of service and was removed by program administrators early this week, returning as RICHOCHET REBEL.

Shown here earlier this week after his banning, BOBBY MC GEE remarked that he hated everyone in the known universe equally, and is really nice nice guy who hates every known life form on earth, including himself, adding that nothing would please him more than to see all known life extinguished. Apologising profusely for his remarks, he then reiterated them, in what has now become a marathon of bullshit on PALTALK since early tuesday evening.

Since its inception , PALTALK has never had to deal with such a huge torrent of pure waste since the old BUSH HQ closed down last year, and special "internet plumbers" have been called in to help deal with this problem.

Apparently, a large portion of PALTALK users noticed a larger than usual flow of raw sewage in the social issues section, and the leak was traced by PALTALK technicians to BOBBY MC GEE early tuesday night after a room of PALTALK Republicans almost drowned in the waste, not noticing it as 'any different from their own conversation' as it flooded the room and left almost 30 chatters stranded in the outer reaches of SOCIAL ISSUES.

BOBBY MC GEE will likely continue his act unimpeded through this week, doing shows at irregular intervals until he has to once again flee "THE MAN" and relocate to a new location.

NOOGIE

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