Sunday, November 27, 2005

BOBBY MC GEE, VIC FERRARI FALL IN LOVE ON PALTALK ISLAND OF THE DAMMED - PLAN TO OPEN RESORT

Still living on the desert island he was dumped on by PALTALK AUTHORITIES several weeks ago, BOBBY MC GEE now has a new pal in VIC FERRARI, who used a second hand swift boat to find the PALTALK island of exile and who has now moved in with BOBBY permanently, preferrring the sandy desert isle toPALTALK chatrooms.

FERRARI, who has been a PALTALK NOMAD for the last month or so, had been silently slinking down chatroom streets, dragging his stick with the tied up hanky full of his posessions behind him as he moped and looked for a place to rest his weary head. One night, FERRARI found an abandoned SWIFT BOAT from the 2000 elections floating in a PALTALK TOILET, and used it to look for the "LOST ISLAND OF PALTALK EXILES."

After several sexy encounters with pirates, sperm whales, and OTHER PIRATES a freshly bronzed and pierced ferrari arrived at the island , stepped off his boat, and walked into the arms of BOBBY MC GEE, when he was swept away in a torrent of ecstasy which undid years of previous racism, bigotry, and fear of erotic living in the tropics with a nude middle eastern guy. Sources say neither of the two has any intention of leaving what FERRARI now refers to in his own words as "The best ass I have ever had."

After some initial friction because of BOBBY's goatee, the two did hit it off after MC GEE shaved the goatee off with a propellor blade from vics boat, and VIC responded by making MC GEE a very nice bowl out of a coconut VIC hand carved himself.The two knit each other grass skirts and enjoyed manly love in the rough ocean surf each day and night, until BOBBY suggested they start a new PALTALK RESORT for the BANNED.

At latest reports, the two planned to begin construction of their new PALTALK RESORT, which will be called " CLUB RED" and cater paltalk racists, paltalk idiots, and paltalk assholes who need fun and sun and large things being shoved up their asses by MC GEE and FERRARI, PALTALKS newest entrepeneurs.


Details will be coming soon on PALTALK VACATION PACKAGES to the new resort.
M.B. 2005

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