Sunday, November 27, 2005

CALLS FOR BITCHFIGHTS IN MAINSTREAM POLITICS GO UNFULFILLED FOR LOCAL CHATTER

Ignoring repeated calls for "CHATROOM BITCHFIGHTS" im MAINSTREAM POLITICS by NOOOOGIE, the entire room preferred to enable a legion of trolls and psychos to totally ruin the room once again and devolve the discussion to a point where smart educated folks ended up pandering to the lowest common denominator in the internet world, the MICLESS PROVOCATEUR TROLL.

Bored with repetitive and unfulfilling discussions on JEWS, RELIGION, MUSLIMS, THE ECONOMY, SEMANITCS, HOW PEOPLE CANT HANDLE HEARING CERTAIN WORDS EVEN IN CONTEXT, and various other thwippery which attempted to pass as topics, NOOOOGIE pleaded with the room for some entertainment.

"Why not have some chatroom bitchfights?", NOOOOGIE said, suggesting " First round VIGILANT REASON VS FOX NEWS, second round "FLA LADY vs ENTIRE ROOM" third round "JUST A FEMALE VS ANYONE!"

Other NOOOOGIE suggested fights include "BEAR IN CHAIR VS FHOTO", "PRINTERBOY VS PRINTERBOYS FAKE NICS","CHARLIE 3 VS RICHARD CRANIAL WINNER TAKES ON MOSES KNOWS","KING OF THE HILL OF FLAG WAVERS", and "SLAMMER VS BADLARRY".


Inspite of this hilarious idea, no one in the room decided to support the concept, choosing instead to let the room be ruled by morons with no microphones and no real thoughts of their own.

NOOOOGIE does plan on resuggesting the idea to DON KING, who has expressed interest in a pay per view broadcast of such fights in the future.

NOOOOGIE
2005

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