Sunday, November 27, 2005

NELLYAND LYNN HAS "W" SHAVED INTO CROTCH TO SUPPORT BUSH


NELLYANDLYNN, known for her ridiculous support of ridiculous bush policies such as torture scored major points today as she visited her local beauty salon, " THE KRUSTY KRAB PET GROOMING SHOP" and decided to get herself a crotch shave . After looking through several idea books, NELLYANDLYNN chose a giant "W" to show her support for BUSH.

Crotch shaving , which is a popular beauty service offered at many local salons, is popular with republican and conservative women (who are often more hirstue than their husbands) and the "GIANT CROTCH SHAVE W" has been a G.O.P. standard for hairy G.O.P. women (and sometimes their husbands) since 2001.

The removal of hair was sucessfully performed by a salon technician using an electric dog clippers.

NELLYANDLYNN was reportedly satisfied with her new haircut, although it was in no way as nice as the one FLA LADY got last week and paid far far more for, since FLA LADY is so much better than anyone else is, can afford it , and wants to flaunt it.




NOOOOGIE

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