Friday, November 18, 2005

PALTALK CONSERVATIVES DISAPEAR AFTER 'SCOOTER" LIBBY RESIGNS IN 'FIRST DAY OF FITZMAS

Not surprisingly, the vast multitude of rabid conservatives , many of whom have been implying all week long " nothing is gonna happen on Friday you stupid lib commie looney lefty pinko castro lovers." were not seen on PALTALK today, likely preferring to hide in dark basements, crying into towels, and pretending today had never come. Today is a TURNING POINT for AMERICA! And they hide , like the cockroaches they are....no real surprise...

Over and over we heard it from them like the little yap dogs they are. Over and over. "nothing is gonna happen! YOU'LL SEE!" they told us. Where are you conservative Bush kissing losers now? Why do you always run like scared rats when you end up WRONG? THE RATTLER knows why. You are disingenuous liars for a corrupt administration even you cannot defend or predict. Yet we can predict, and we were right today. Tally the book.

Today, Friday, Vice Predisent Dick Cheneys' top man, "Scooter" Libby, was indicted on 5 counts including obstruction of justice, and not surprisingly, none of the PALTALK conservatives who had been crowing all week about how "nothing was gonna happen"was online.

Resigning shortly after his 5 counts were made public today, it is of note that President Bush did not "fire the leaker", as previously promised, once again allowing a bush administration official to resign with no presidential oversignt at all. This tactic has become a hallmark of the Bush administration, most notably with bush appointee Brown , former head of F.E.M.A. during recent hurricana Katrina.

In what T.V. political kno- it-alls' are calling "only the tip of the iceberg", the grand jury has been extended an unprecedented 6 months, indicating it may well be possible for further indictments or charges to be levied against other Bush administration officials, most likely KARL ROVE or DICK CHENEY. Many believed the grand jury would be dismissed, or a new grand jury would convene, delaying the matter up to two years.

KLATLAP CALLS YOU REPUBLICAN JERKOFFS ON YOUR PREDICTION THAT 'NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN ON FRIDAY IN REGARDS TO THE FITZGERALD PROBE!'

SOMETHING HAPPENED! WE WERE RIGHT!!!!

NOW tell us what is Mr. Libbys' job title ? What was it yesterday? Did Libby RESIGN, or STEP DOWN, like indictee TOM DELAY? We await your answers, since we really need a few extra laughs on the first day of Fristmas!

As tension in the Bush administration mounts, a black cloud of disgrace has formed above the White House, and the masses eagerly await administration officials' statements about clintons' penis, 911, and how all indictments are really just "angry dems with an agenda", and have nothing to do with compromising national security to make a case based on known lies to take the nation into a war and occupation of Iraq.


Still not off the hook yet is KARL ROVE, who reportedly is assembling a legal team to aid in his possible defense later down the line, and Dick Cheney, who looked like he was crapping his pants on T.V. today as he tried to shift focus early this morning from the awaited Fitzgerald indictments by speaking about college football and 911.



NOOGIE

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