Friday, November 18, 2005

REPUBLICAN COMEDY GOLDMINE HIDING IN PALTALK

In an unexpected windfall for comedy writers at this publication, a new treasure trove of republican comedy gold was discovered today by this publication. We sincerely hope no other big name outlets get the jump on some of the new "rising stars" of the republican comedy world that KLATLAP has discovered on paltalk.

The newest young star, "thecitizen" is pure comedy gold! Tonite in mainstream politics, he attempted to explain the absence of paltalk liar and republican VIC FERRARI, notably absent since early this morning in what authorities suspect was an attempt to remove himself while appearing to be censored by liberals, to avoid any criticism of himself from the scores of people who have had to listen to him whine for weeks about how "Delay is innocent , and the whole case is a lefty looney liberal plot." "thecitizen" most notably appears when vic ferrari is in the room, and in a never ending torrent of asslicking, attempts to make it seem as if someone else is on the same side of issues as vic is. Unfortunately for vic, he is all too often on the "wrong side " of issues. Like Tom Delay. (ha ha ha ) "the citizen" is also notable for his remarkable ability to spit forth homophobic insults while he attempts to un emasculate himself after being offered free speech in a room which supports free speech, always after anyone asks him to speak.

"thecitizen" , or as he is known to everyone else - "VIC FERRARI ON ANOTHER PC"- was very vocal in his criticism of persons who publish this blog. In the interest of public service , we will now republish excerpts from the mainstream politics room for your comedy enjoyment.

thecitizen: NOGGIE..BLOWCHIE
Noooogie: hey vic lets hear ya pal lol!
Noooogie: come on up!
thecitizen: NOOGIE...SLURPING LOSER
Noooogie: tom delay perp walked, i win hahahahah
bayarea1979: tom delay has a warrant out for his arrest
Noooogie: yer gonna have to try harder to make me mad. try a different approach maybe. ill wait
thecitizen: NOOGIE...YEA, YOU GET AN EXTRA SLURP
Noooogie: vic , vic, vic, sigh.
Noooogie: you bore me man. are you so pissed today you cant think of anything better?
Noooogie: ill wait. try again
thecitizen: FUCKTARD
Noooogie: that is my word
Noooogie: try again
Noooogie: think up one
thecitizen: FUCKTARD
Noooogie: hey shitizen vic? u read much? read this asshole http://ratttler.blogspot.com/
thecitizen: THAT IS YOU WORD..SO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID IT IS. FUCKTARD
thecitizen: SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Jesus Claus: TO ANY SHERIFF OR PEACE OFFICER OF THE STATE OF TEXAS: GREETINGS: YOU ARE HEREBY COMMANDED TO ARREST: THOMAS DALE DELAY
Noooogie: calling all cars
Noooogie: calling all cars
Noooogie: all available units respond to report of republican fugitive . male, white, DELAY , THOMAS
thecitizen: TO ANY PIMP, WHORE AND PANDERER, ARREST THAT FUCKING NOOGIE, IMMEDIATELY AND BRING HIM FORTHWITH TO A GAY BATH HOUSE
Noooogie: last seen in stolen car headed for mexican border
Jesus Claus: hahahaha
Noooogie: vic sounds a tad upset, anyone think?
Noooogie: i can feel his pain today
Jesus Claus: i must admit, gay bath house, that's comedy gold
sleeping_4: delay did something worse then doing a shemale in the white house
Jesus Claus: citizen, did you have a particular gay bath house in mind?
Noooogie: hahahahahahha
ooMOXoo: lol
Noooogie: hes tryin to get me to meet him
CGforever: hahaha funny how inbred vic isn't here today
Noooogie: i hear about predators on the net man!
CGforever: mr.delay got a boo boo
Jesus Claus: pwned
CGforever: tom degay got an ARREST WARRENT
Noooogie: id shut up now shitivic
CGforever: Great day
Noooogie: while you are only so far behind
Noooogie: but you got the shovel man, keep diggin!
CGforever: delay/degay ^
Noooogie: ill watch
bayarea1979: tom delay *served*
thecitizen: TO AN PIMP, SLUT, COMMIE LOVER, COCK SUCKER, THIEF, BURGLARY OR MEMBER OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY...ARREST THAT FUCKING NOOGIE ON SIGHT AND TURN HIM OVER TO THE UNITED STATES MILITARY FOR A THREE YEAR HITCH IN IRAQ
Noooogie: perp walk
Noooogie: hhahahahah
sleeping_4: to bad delay will be happy when he get thrown in a "pound me in the ass prison"

It is worthy of note that no "pimp, slut, commie lover cock sucker thief burglar / member of the republican party" did attempt to detain me ....so far.... BUT I have my eyes open, so dont try anything funny. Im watchin you. that is right , YOU . NO, not you , further back, like 40 rows back. not YOU , further back yet, to the right. not you , you . YEAH ! YOU ! the guy with the red tie. IM WATCHIN YOU !


NOOGIE

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