Friday, November 18, 2005

STANGS SWANG FINALLY GETS CAR OUT OF IMPOUND


STANGS SWANG, local paltalk redneck, liar, and redneck, finally was able to cash in enough empty cases of beer bottles to get his vehicle out of the police impound in the biloxi mississippi impound lot where it has been sitting for the past 3 years.

In a great turn of events for swang, he now has a vehicle to drive to the liqour store, nudie bars, and use to run over mailboxes after he has been drinking all night long.

The vehicle, a specialty built unit hand crafted by stang himself, is known as "the honky donkey cracker attacker", and apparently runs on a new type of bio diesel involving human waste, which is fed into the car through the hole in the drivers seat. If you see this vehicle coming at you , be sure to swerve out of its way! cause like the driver, its FULL OF SHIT!


NOOGIE

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