Friday, November 18, 2005

TWEEDLE DEE REPORTS FOR DUTY


Called up by the U.S. Army for duty in Iraq, PALTALK regular TWEETLE DEE is shown here at his new post, "rear gunner".

Demoted to the rank of Private last spring, when his special project for the PENTAGON to bore people into submission in internet chat rooms failed to provide adequate results and also later scandalised the PENTAGON in a probe of missing funds, reportedly spent on "off base hookers" and "bar tabs". Private TWEETLE DEE sure seems ready for duty!

Due to be posted in Iraq soon, TWEEDLE DEE commented "Bring them on!", and begged passers by for body armor.


NOOGIE

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