Sunday, November 27, 2005

TWEETLE DEE TAPPED BY PENTAGON FOR NEW BORING RAY PROJECT

TWEETLE DEE, local paltalk fake soldier and racist, was today hired by the PENTAGON to work on a new project it is calling " PROJECT BORE A TRON".

Spokespersons for the pentagon would only say the project would be tested in PALTALK CHATROOMS and only by TWEETLE DEE, who will use it as he espouses hatred of muslims, and chicken hawks for a war he isnt really fighting.

The project is an offshoot of an earlier experiment, the TWEETLE DEE WING MOUNTED 50 I.Q. GUNNER POSITION, which failed when the test subject, DR CLEAN fell out of his harness and plummeted into a pile of cowshit, breaking his stank bone in 4 places.

Inside sources say the ray is capable of going on and on about "when I was in Somalia" , and segueing into " why I hate muslims" and then again into " why you chatroom liberals are wasting time discussing things I don't understand" until every living thing in range is bored into submission.

The ray has been sucessful in YAHOO chatrooms in test trials, sources say, and could be deployed in chatrooms any time TWEETLE DEE is "ON DUTY" .

1 Comments:

At Saturday, 07 January, 2006, Blogger vanguardian said...

tweedle was beheaded in somaila as a bulldoser driver with the national guardhhis recovery limited is however complete

 

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