Friday, November 18, 2005

VIC FERRARI BANNED FROM MAINSTREAM POLITICS FOR 2 DAYS FOR "DRIVE BY SPEWING"



Vic Ferrari, local laughing-stock (pictured here immediately after his banning from mainstream politics) was banned from the only good room on paltalk eary yesterday morning, in what our sources confirm was likely a" self inflicted wound designed to give vic a plausible excuse for not being able to face his critics in the continuing Tom Delay proceedings." The unnamed source continued , explaining "look, its not hard to understand. this guy vic, well, hes......hes.... well, hes fuckin stupid, has no clue, and cant really do much but oscillate his voice and honk his little tricycle horn. are you surprised he copped out? Look, he knew he was gonna eat it on this Delay deal. So he took the easy way out. Vic has done this before. He will do it again. Like I did his wife , the first one. hah. Oh yean, and so did all my buddies.hah ."

Apparently banned for " drive by spewing" , ferrari is not expected to be returning to mainstream politics for at least one more day.

"Drive by spewing " is a technique where an antagonist enters a room, says obnoxious things designed to get attention, or loudly uses totally erroneous facts and rhetoric merely to provoke debate, then runs away without listening to the replies of those goaded . This publication is not certain yet how " drive by spewing" is any different than "micless trolling" , "sit and shit", "drink and lie and hide and not speak", or "park and ride", but we will keep you posted.


NOOGIE

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